Delete That Shit

1. Weed/ Blunt Rolling Photos: No one needs to see your daily log of drug activities. It shows that you aren’t trying to get or keep a job. MY best guess is you’re either in the streets or at “the studio” most of the time.

2.      Outfit of the Day and Booty Shot Mirror Photos: Left hand on hip, right hand holds your camera phone, and your head is either tilted to the side or back depending on the angle, yes those photos. There’s a better way to show off your outfit and there’s no need for anyone to always know what you are wearing. I’m tired of seeing your bathroom or bedroom especially when it’s filthy. Get some friends or a timer on your camera.

3.      Bandz A Maker Her Dance Money Photos: The most important question when these photos are posted is, can you report that to the government? Money is cool but who wants to get mixed up in your illegal problems. I refuse to get pulled over with you.

4.      Happy 7 month to my little man, he getting so big posts: A birthday occurs every 12 months, why must people continue to celebrate every month of their children’s life? When do you stop? I get it, you love your kid but slow down on the insane posts.

5.      Sitting next to my bae, I love you posts: Do you really need to post that? What really gets me is when that person replies with I love you too. Ya’ll are sitting next to each other which means that instead of enjoying that time you are on social networking sites trying to prove you are in a relationship. That just screams happiness.

6.      Jane PuttinTheseHatazToShame Doe: That’s not on your birth certificate and that isn’t a nickname so what’s the point. You need a real hobby.

7.      Hustle Co./Hard Knocks University: So what you are really saying is you don’t have a real job and you didn’t go to college. Again, what’s the point?

8.      In the studio posts: Everyone wants to be a rapper and think that posting things like this will prove they are going to make it. Meanwhile the studio is actually in your mothers bathroom while she is working.

9.      Busting these ninjas in 2K13/yall not messing with me in this posts and photos: You have the game and you are good at it we get it. Go read a book or do some work.

10.  Gun/Weapon Photos: Why?! The captions to go along with the photos make it worse. Is your goal to incriminate yourself? Go find a job or at least a legal hobby because those photos aren’t cute unless of course you are trying to marry Jane PuttinTheseHatazToShame Doe.

11.  Middle Finger to the Haters Photos: Does your middle finger or even the peace sign have to be in every photo?! Just keep your hands to your sides and say cheese.

12.  Poppin Bottles/ Finna Get It Crackin posts and photos: You have one bottle and 12 of you all are splitting the tab. That’s cute. You really aren’t “about that life” if that happens every weekend. You are broke and need to grow up.

13.  RT for a Good Morning or Good Night S/O or RT If You Have a Twitter Account: If you don’t understand why this is apart of the list then you are the problem. Retweeting has gone to far and is all about attention.

14.  Like if you don’t want you mom to die, Keep scrolling if you do: Seems like more of a threat to me. These things have no purpose but to see how many fools feel bad scrolling.

This list can keep going but my rant ends here. Please delete that shit if it applies. Share this to make the world a better place.